Wednesday, October 12, 2005

We love IIPM. All hail Arindam Chaudhuri and Planman Consulting. Down with Rashmi Bansal and JAM!

Everything about IIPM rocks. Starting with our four storey buildings that are entire campuses in themselves. And they have parking lots too. And the mess food! Ooh la la! Prepared by expert cordon bleu chefs from France! It goes so perfectly with the Chardonnay served straight on the rocks (in our heads). To speak nothing of our Harvard, Yale and Columbia profs!

We have students who go to Haas at UCLA! Just like going to St. Stephens at IIT Delhi. The experience is incomparable and unimaginable! I just can't wait for my formidable six figure salary and IIPM degree! Of course, that could take a while since we don't have AICTE or UGC accreditation yet. A mere technicality, though.

Dr. Chaudhuri is our friend, philosopher and guide; apart from being one of the most respected and eminent economists with a ponytail in India. Even the world, maybe. How dare anyone question his credentials? He has a degree from IIPM! And a gold medal too!

It is thanks to him that we take courses that EVEN THE IIMS DO NOT TEACH. The nature of these courses varies widely - another tribute to IIPMs versatility. Some claim to have studied religious methods of business management and so on. Of course, this is also reflected by the E-PAT test that we undergo to make it to these reputed institutes. After all, EQ counts, not IQ. Who needs math to be a manager!

Mr. Chaudhuri (nay! Dr. Chaudhuri) is a visionary! He single-handedly revived the career of an ageing Sunny Deol in his epic movie "Rok Sake to Rok Lo". Who could ever have pictured Sunny Deol in a children's movie? A casting coup like never before!

We are greater than any other management institute in India. This is reflected by the amount of money we spend on advertisement to attract top-notch brains from all over the country. Even the IIMs do not advertise so much.

JAM magazine is just a bunch of people who think of themselves as modern day Sculleys and Mulders in search of the truth. Here's what I think - In the immortal words of Jack Nicholson from "A Few Good Men" - YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH, JAM MAGAZINE. You're just jealous of our AWESOME 4 lakh rupee salaries (of which only 1.8 is fixed). Goes to show what confidence companies have in our talents - a whole 2.2 lakh is performance based! Never mind that engineering college graduates get paid more than us. But who gets to take our intellectually stimulating jobs. We're all DSAs. Beat that.

We have a lot of things to say about the criticism that detractors of IIPM are producing. Like how Rashmi Bansal is a lesbian and got thrown out of IIMA. Never mind that these are personal remarks. That's why we're discrediting the fact that she actually CLEARED THE CAT AND MADE IT TO IIMA while WE'RE IN IIPM. SHE'S JUST JEALOUS THAT SHE COULDN'T DARE TO THINK BEYOND THE IIMs.

Freedom of speech and expression? What's that got to do with this anyway! Nobody has the right to express herself or himself on the internet against IIPM. Especially not lesbian ex-IIM students who write for JAM. IIPM rocks out. Do you hear? IIPM rocks out. IIPM rocks out. IIPM rocks out. IIPM rocks out. IIPM rocks out.

Hello?

Hello?

Is there anybody out there?

By the way, Rashmi - WAY TO FUCKIN' GO. And if you're lesbian - I'm just giving you another 10000 bonus points.

43 Comments:

Blogger NOT A NICE MAN TO KNOW said...

HAHA

WHAT DELUDED WORLD DO U LIVE IN?

PONY TAIL IS NOTHING BUT A FRAUD

BOSS IF U R BAAP OWNS THE COLLEGE AND U STUDY IN IT, IT MEANS U R USELESS TO GO ANYWHERE ELSE

IF PONYTAIL HAD GONE TO HARVARD, YALE OR OXFORD I WOULD RESPECT HIM. I WOULD RESPECT HIM EVEN IF HE DID HIS DEGREE AT DU, BUT DOING IT AT HIS FATHERS COLLEGE, NAH

WHAT PROFS IIPM HAS. PPL WHO JUST PASS OUT OF IT.

RAJITA TEACHES SOME SHIT AND IS THERE COZ SHE IS PONYTAILS WIFE.

LOL

GAURAV'S PROF AT IIML SAYS PONYTAILS POP WAS THERE FOR A WEEK IN IIMB. HEHE A WEEK

SO ARE U A STUDENT OR FROM ICPAR.
COZ ICPAR IS FILLED WITH ASSLICKING FUCKS.

LEAVE IIPM WOULD DO UR CAREER SOME GOOD. U SUFFER FROM WHAT IS CALLED IN MARKETING, POST PURCHASE DISSONANCE.

10:00 PM  
Blogger We Love IIPM said...

I think you misunderstand compmletely. The sarcasm is obviously wasted here, my friend. But at least you've picked a good side. Cheers.

10:22 PM  
Blogger Dicky said...

ROFL. Your post and the ensuing comment just made my day.

11:27 PM  
Blogger K said...

Yup, IIPM rocks Ass man!!!!! It so so fucking rocks... Yay!
Loved the Chardonnay on the Rocks bit...
Hilarity!

12:35 AM  
Blogger Camphor said...

RotFLMAO.
Erm, yeah.

Hilarious.

12:52 AM  
Blogger Vinayak said...

Someone left the link to this as a comment on my blog. What a great way to wake up in the morning :)

Another ROTFL candidate.

1:04 AM  
Blogger the-think said...

Hehe good work on the sarcasm!
thanks a lot for coming by...see you around!

3:13 AM  
Blogger arvindiyer said...

Am sure u do love IIPM...but well could do a lot more with ur spare time than just spammin all the blogs.. PEACE OFF!!!

3:45 AM  
Blogger goofsta said...

not tht too many ppl read my blog...but everytime i get a comment i'm all ecited bout who it could possibly b....n here i get some freakinsh post bout some freaky college i couldn't care less bout...

dude i'm not into any of this shit... so you spamming freak...read the blog before you post a comment on it...

3:50 AM  
Blogger Saturday Night Takeout said...

[Two giant thumbs up]

You rule.

4:00 AM  
Blogger Deep Throat said...

Aargh!!!
And don't forget the dry martinis on tuesdays!

4:25 AM  
Blogger Ice said...

I'd appreciate it if you kept off my blog.
But then maybe you shouldn't. See, "Dr" Chaudhari and I share a lot in common. Last night while I was enjoying a fine "Chardonnay on the rocks", I decided to give myself a PhD in Nuclear Physics and another one in Neural Networks. While I was at it, I also declared myself to be the President of the world and decreed that bananas all over the world have peanut butter on them, ALWAYS. Damn! This stuff feels so good. Tomorrow, I'll give myself a gold medal, oh wait a minute, make that platinum or better yet Molybdenum. I've always wanted fake medals made of Molybdenum.

9:35 AM  
Blogger rohan y said...

.dude,
hilarious.
i love this shit...
here i was and the next moment i was on the floor laffing my ass off.
keep it going.
at this rate, you guys will probably get the institute to shut down.
;)
R

12:42 PM  
Blogger Arindam Chaudhuri said...

Boys, good job you have finally proved that you are my "Real" Students. Down with these halfwit Rashmi fans. None of these people can think beyond IIM's
nor do they have MQ ( Money QAuotient ) that is why they cannot join IIPM and that is why they are jealous.
You guys have done a wonderful job of protecting my name. You will get bonus
early "Chicken" discounts. Don't worry about your degrees. Degrees are nothing but toilet paper. You guys have much more than just degrees you have EQ, MQ and most important of all my education.

1:00 PM  
Blogger P said...

you are funny. This is absolutely hilarious.

1:19 PM  
Blogger poppy said...

Sarcastic, indeed!

*Lifts an eyebrow* - Are you who I think you are?

Your writing style looks familiar.

Hmm.

Ah well, fab post nonetheless!

1:31 PM  
Blogger shub said...

oo boy!! whatta way to start the day!!! loved it!!!

7:28 PM  
Blogger Hellbrandt Grimm said...

LMAO...You made my day

4:56 AM  
Blogger rishabh_flop_ruler said...

you guys havn't got AICTE or UGC accreditation yet? jeez. and i dont mean to take sides but why would anyone wanting to do MBA in india want to think beyond the IIM's?
It was a really hilarious read, yes, but nothing more than that.
no offense meant ofcourse
peace.

6:25 AM  
Blogger Safari Al said...

hi, some one left a link to this blog on my blog. nice stuff...would like to know who this is...mail me if you will...



safarial

1:51 AM  
Blogger chitgo said...

hhhhahahahaha i dont know how i stumbled upon this, but this is the funniest thing ive ever read.
note of shame: AC (sir arindam) is an alumnus of my school dps rk puram...my principle once called him to deliver a lecture since he was supposedly the 'to-be entrepreneur economist educator of the country'..hooo boy....some things have made me ashamed to be a dipsite...but this sorry ass m@## f#$# is the icing on the cake.
well written man i was laughing my guts out!!

2:08 AM  
Blogger ... said...

easy on the sarcasm boy!
hilarious nevertheless.. drop me a mail if you aren't too averse to revealing your identity

3:14 AM  
Blogger ... said...

easy on the sarcasm boy!
...however a hilarious read. drop me a mail if you are not averse to revealing your identity. never fret, thy secret will be safe with moi

3:17 AM  
Blogger romantic by twilight said...

u actually started a blog to pick up defence (or offence, depending on the way u look at it)

3:14 AM  
Blogger monks said...

theres been a lot of talking gng abt IIPM.. if u wish u can go thru my blog www.chaosdynamics.blogspot.com

comments welcome..

8:40 PM  
Blogger Nenlos said...

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3:09 AM  
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10:12 AM  
Blogger Kary said...

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11:27 AM  
Blogger Kary said...

This is the most fitting, intelligent, and out-of-the-box retort to the iipm-ites who made such crass comments on Rashmi's blog.. Whoever thought up this blog, you rock!

11:31 AM  
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5:38 AM  
Blogger Balls_to_You said...

Arindam chaudhari is a cocksucking bastard..son of a bitch..let him give himself a blowjob..motherfucking assole..

9:56 PM  
Blogger Anti-IIPM Blogger Brigade said...

IIPM is a crap institute

Labelled:

iipm
desi failure
chutia
tatti

4:06 PM  
Blogger ponytail said...

http://indianinstituteofponytailmanagement.blogspot.com/

11:55 AM  
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4:18 PM  
Blogger Mudit said...

you call it sarcasm !!
i think, it was a disgusting piece of text. a sick attempt to pick at some college....(and yeah...am not from iipm)

5:36 PM  
Blogger Achint said...

Tht was hilarious. Sarcasm of this quality is getting wasted at IIPM. ;)

11:35 PM  
Blogger nishashukla1091 said...

wow. I did some digging and to my utter shock I found IIPM as fraud institute. Biggest proof is this one blog created just to discredit someone on personal level. Shame on IIPM to come out with fraud blogs and shame on Arindum or whatever who runs such a shady organization.

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2:40 PM  
Blogger abhishek said...

Trust me, m from the first batch of iipm. 90% of us didn't get placed and the 10% who got placed were either sucked by planman or some DSA.

I myself started my career selling creditcards after completing the so called MBA/PGDBA from IIPM

10:50 AM  
Blogger pritam singh said...

iipm should be banned...playing with student career and valuable money...apne father me college me padke i can also buy gold medals...................what a crap..

3:57 AM  
Blogger Arindam said...

dis one is dedicated to all da mother fuckers who are spoiling the name of IIPM....KEEP ON DOIN DIS, IIPM DOESNT GIV ANY FUCKIN SHIT!!

2:37 PM  
Blogger jignesh said...

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7:16 AM  
Blogger jignesh said...

....this...pont tail...shitty guy...is a joker...laughing as if he is ...advertising for ..a toothpaste ...company....


he is one joker of iipm....who calls himself guru....who the hell has given him the name of a guru......iipm is place...where people go to grow long hair...like our guru.....the idiot....!!1


i dont think..this pont tail guy has a mirror at his home....else he would have stopped laughing and advertising....and wearing those.....joker and loafer kin of balzers........some one tel him ...or show him a mirror.

7:23 AM  

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